Invasion of the ALLIENS from CANADA!!!! ... !!!!!!!!

Okay.  I can't be Scott Unfried.  Notice the first two letters of my last name: UN.  United Nations, anyone!  Fairness and balance.  Equal time.  Okay, maybe that's bullshit.  But still.  Somehow, Allie hijacked this and made it a fan blog, manufacturing some crush and some blah blah blah, and voila, upping the recognition factor.  Scott Unfried is capable of far more than this continued longitudinal study of one.  She is a puppet master after all.  She is her greatest puppet.  So the Alliens want you to think. 

Publicity fees, please.  Thank you very much.  As you will see, this is no less than New York Times quality shit.

She didn't think anyone would notice.  She thought her past would stay in the past.  She thought it was safe to do whatever doing needs safety.  She thought wrong.

Acknowledgment: This post would not be possible without the great archiving and record keeping of IMDb.

And now prepare to be anally probed by the Alliens!   DUH Duh Da DUHHHHHH!

First Up:  Master Class Performance from (drum roll, please)...............................:

The Listener (Season 2, Episode 8)

Can you say acting prop?

Sexiest baby thief/would-be baby killer ever.

Yikes.

Dude, baby!  You're scaring Allie.

Sex on the beach with a fugitive baby thief and would-be killer.  Not an entirely bad proposition.

Big earrings! 

Dufus!  Hang up, already.

See, baby.  Scott Unfried don't make mistakes like that.

A baby and a knife.  Am I dreaming?

A briefcase, too.  For the baby?

Blah blah...the point...yadda yadda yadda.

Next, a very sentimental appearance for me.  The first time I laid eyes on her.  Came home and my parents were watching this episode and I was like: Who is that?  Gotta look her up.  Was underwhelmed by the filmography at the time, saddy sad sad.

Alphas (Season 2, Episode 7): She plays a girl that gets brainwashed, Professor X style, into doing things his way.

It's okay.  Keep breathing.

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Like, I'm so into you.

Why are the good ones always gay?

This is like exactly the first shot, definitely the scene, I saw her.

Don't see that expression that much.  First-rate method acting here.  Has to be.

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Just wait til I introduce you to Shrewsureilla, naughty boy!

Oh...David Strathairn is so cute.

This isn't a Stepford Wives audition.

Taking your clothes off won't change my mind.

Seriously, I'm gay.  She was trying to straighten me out (bitch).

Haven (Season 3, Episode 6): No explanation necessary.

Okay.  Little Bo Peep and Farmer John.  Looks like a good porn setup to me.

Isn't she taking this role a little too seriously?

Waiting for some kinky rod action.  But they're not even looking at each other?  What kind of porn is this?!

Bitch.  Little Bo Peep does not get to be hotter than the cheerleader.

 

A fucking snuff film?!  I'm not like that!  WTF?

Medical Examiner (referring to above):  See this.  This is what happens.  It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a creamy, white mammal, roughly 5 feet-and-5 inches tall.  Now...the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however, the attacking mammal must be considerably larger than any normal mammal found in these pastures.  This was no boat accident!  Did you notify the Coast Guard about this? (Hmm, indoors?)...Do not smoke in here, thank you very much.  Well, this is not a boat accident!  And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper!  It was an Allien!

Lost Girl (Season 3, Episode 8):  She plays some kind of creature who is enslaved to produce profitable tears.

Is this what they mean by S&M?

I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

 Hey, wasn't that in the September Edition of Vogue?

"My tears make people happy."

Not joking, the above is the actual line.

"Will there be boys?"

I'm transferring to where she's going, even if I have to get a passport.  And yes to boys, really weird ones.

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You know what the Borg say about resistance?

So this is what it feels like to be held by a real man.

Sweeeeet.

I hope nobody noticed the smile.  Gotta appear stressed out.

Free the Alliens!  So weird and so adorable.

Longmire (Season 2, Episode 2): She plays a hooker servicing truckers and other rest stop desperate types.

You fit right in, gal.

Gum-chewing, don't give a shit cool.

Really impressive since there's no actual gum.

Yup, that's right.

Alliens like big earrings.

You don't have that kind of money!

Remedy (Season 1, Episode 7): She plays an old friend and rocker who tries to draw a show regular off the show (not smooth at all, think about the other ladies at home).

Are you playing footsie with the chair...?

Background seniors relieve the foreground sexiness.

Friendly punch, Allie MacDonald style.

Just a whole lot of good.

She's living it up with her band while the guy in the next room is getting bad news.  Bad Allien!

Actual plot point in above caption.

Pop that pill.

Gestural, as always.  Or is it a Moonwalk?

Come join the band.  Come on the road with us.

Pretty much the actual lines.

You'll get laid every night.

Ditto.
He turns her down, but not me.

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 Sadly, the episode of King was not ready yet.  Soon, though. 


Hey, if the Alliens invade, I'll just throw my hands up in surrender and say: "Take me."